- I come from a distant land. A traveller gave me to Hagrid when I was an egg.-- Farewell, Aragog, king of arachnids, whose long and faithful friendship those who knew you won’t forget! Though your body will decay, your spirit lingers on in the quiet, web-spun places of your forest home.-
Half-Blood Prince as a teen comedy! awesome
That awkward moment when you have more chemistry with an INANIMATE OBJECT than with your GIRLFRIEND.
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oh dear god
